Sunday, April 24, 2011

RelEaSeD TeNsiON ^_^

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .


Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.

Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya "dicuri" ...

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Mike....


I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.


I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.

Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.


You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.


So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.


I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.



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Safe walk..


Tijah
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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Waduh..... Waduh.............

Aku malas nk koje ni ari.. bosan dgn telatah org2 kt opis tuh... so dduk uma, boring, xtau nk buat pe kannn.. aku belek2 la email lame2... jmpe lh email ni.. korang layannn jelah...


Conferse ???


Don't payment ... weleh weleh …enak banget beli barang gak pake bayar hehehehehehe………….


End ????


Thangs Fisiting???hahahaha....


KFC ala indonesia ... kacau nih


PLY OPER?? brputar2 kpalaku...


Sekond?


Nah klu yang ini apa maksudnya ????



Sok British banget ... Asli tambah kacauuuuuuuuuuuu


P/S :: Bahase menunjukkan bangsa...

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Yong Taufu

Indahnye wahai malam, bile perot sudah kenyang, mate pon dah agak suram, tinggal lagi sedia untuk dpejam... wah, wah, wah.... senang hati nampak??? hahah..

Hari ni aku malas nak masak...penat lah... so ma hasben ajak pegi makan kat Larkin Perdana... Bagi org2 JB tuh, uolss pegi lh kedai ni... mmg lh shedap YONG TAUFU die uolss.. aku sukerrr giler pegi tmpt ni... tmpt die biase je.. mcam umah kampong2 bukak kedai dpn umah... tapi xtau knape aku suke sgt makan kt sini.. hari2 pegi pon xpe.. (Ceh! carik alasan xmo masak nmpak??) hhehehehee...


Yong Taufu die yang SPECIAL nye kuah die tuh... len dripada yg len hokeeyy.. smbal die tuh.. Fuhhh sheeedaaapppp... korang klau mkn mesti berpeloh2.. PEDAS....bile berpeloh, badan pon SEHAT.... kannnn!

Harganye pon xbrape mahal.. ok la... aku makan semangkok cmtuh dgn Teh 'o' suam dua, sume skali bau RM10.20... ok kan???

Nengok muke hasben aku, berpeloh2 kan?? sehat tau makan Yong Taufu nih!

Aku yang CONTROL ayu.. hakhakz...Haktuih.. hahahaha!



Saturday, April 16, 2011

Futsal itu BOSAN bagi seorang isteri

Argghhhh.. aku nk mngadu kebosanan aku kt KALIAN sume.... xkire korang nk bace ke tak.. aku nk ngadu jgak... Huwaaaaaaa.....

Aku sbnarnye GERAM dgn hasben aku bile die men bola .... xsuke.. xsuke..xuke nk mnunggu die... lame tuuu... 2jam aku trcongok dkt situ nunggu die... bosan taukk... klu xekot kang kecik ati... ckp istri xmo bg support... http://www.emocutez.com
Kalau seminggu sekali die men bola tuu xpe lh jgak... ni... seminggu smpi 3x.... haisshhh.. saket tol ati aku...

Dan akhirnya aku swuh die buat prjnjian.. time brsukan boleh dua kali smnggu sahaja... 1x smnggu tok men Futsal, 1x smnggu tok men Badminton... slbihnya adalah mase tok brsame istri hokey... naseb die ok.. korang rase kejam ke aku swuh die brjanji cmtuh?? DURHAKA tak?? ahahah...
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